“You dare insult his Lordship? With such a puny force? Did the rest of your men flee like the bilge rats they are?”
“They’re off fucking your wife and children,” I responded coolly
. To their right, one hundred eighty warriors roared challenges at the enemy.
. “Could I-I t-touch it” she asks nervously “just to see what it feels like?”
“Go ahead” I said, “but only if I can play with yours”
“K” she says
So I get naked, fully, and hop into the bathtub with her.
“You dare insult his Lordship? With such a puny force? Did the rest of your men flee like the bilge rats they are?”
“They’re off fucking your wife and children,” I responded coolly
. To their right, one hundred eighty warriors roared challenges at the enemy.
. “Could I-I t-touch it” she asks nervously “just to see what it feels like?”
“Go ahead” I said, “but only if I can play with yours”
“K” she says
So I get naked, fully, and hop into the bathtub with her.
“You dare insult his Lordship? With such a puny force? Did the rest of your men flee like the bilge rats they are?”
“They’re off fucking your wife and children,” I responded coolly
. To their right, one hundred eighty warriors roared challenges at the enemy.
. “Could I-I t-touch it” she asks nervously “just to see what it feels like?”
“Go ahead” I said, “but only if I can play with yours”
“K” she says
So I get naked, fully, and hop into the bathtub with her.