Kelly then moved down on me and started giving me my real, first blowjob
. It was so confusing to me at first, because I thought what usually happened was there was a date first, and then the kissing happened later.
. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
Kelly then moved down on me and started giving me my real, first blowjob
. It was so confusing to me at first, because I thought what usually happened was there was a date first, and then the kissing happened later.
. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke
Kelly then moved down on me and started giving me my real, first blowjob
. It was so confusing to me at first, because I thought what usually happened was there was a date first, and then the kissing happened later.
. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke